Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
Randomize
