I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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