let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
There's even glitter on my cock...
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