Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
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