I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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