Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
We named our party play list daddy issues
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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