He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
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