So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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