ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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