Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
She’s leaving for college so I made her a gift basket with all the essentials. You know- Ramen, a 12 pack of PBR, some leftover Plan B pills and a laminated business card for a good lawyer. Damn I’m a good big sister.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
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