what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
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