all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
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