He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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