rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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