Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
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