Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
I'm gonna fight the coyote
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