CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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