North Korea, Best Korea!
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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