and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
I just cut my nipple shaving
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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