i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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