CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
it's like heaven, but drunker
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
there is puke in my bra ... again
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