im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
Randomize