with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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