i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
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