so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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