hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
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