and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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