Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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