Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
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There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
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