It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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