why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Randomize
