sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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