After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
You're a waste of cheezeits
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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