To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
Randomize
