she looked like the before picture.
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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