I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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