Get your hand out of your ass!
how did you know my hand was in my ass? Guess where my other hand is..?
In your belly button
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
I'm determined to sit on that face.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
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