Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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