What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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