She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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