i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
So vagazzling was a success
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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