Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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