: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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