Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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