I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
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