Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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