i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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