Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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