i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
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