i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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