I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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