The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Things I find upon waking: a gay man, a straight girl both clad in web bathing suits, a full bathtub, an empyt bottle of jamesons at the bottom and a scuba mask
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
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